BUIS Member Spotlight - TelegramSam

TelegramSam Other Spotlights: Elz absinthe June pumpkinbomb300xl Nelson... I'll Eat Your Soul noof Hakan misguided lonelytowers *indigo* FeliciaMeow Rainbow Brite Rubber Man madraykin Everquest Kaddurpiller *JulietsLament* InevitableDoubt Honey from the Dew mr lewis Interview by mr lewis Telegram Sam: whatchoo talkin bout lewis? mr lewis: PO-TA-TOES Telegram Sam: so what's this mess you were yelling at me on buis publically about? mr lewis: yeah...your interview thingy i said something about before mr lewis: you still up to that? Telegram Sam: sure Telegram Sam: now if you want Telegram Sam: i'm bored mr lewis: k mr lewis: so it's like...i ask you some questions mr lewis: and then you answer them or not Telegram Sam: alrighty mr lewis: FIRST! describe yourself in eleven words Telegram Sam: sniffly (I have a cold) Telegram Sam: fluffy Telegram Sam: marshmallows Telegram Sam: elephants Telegram Sam: penguinlove Telegram Sam: saturn Telegram Sam: kitties Telegram Sam: nintendo Telegram Sam: (hm... three more?) Telegram Sam: doorknob ankle cold Telegram Sam: and that's all you get mr lewis: i see that sounds super, and the offer of elephantmarshmallows only sweeten the deal mr lewis: ok TWO'TH Telegram Sam: *blink* mr lewis: boys at buis tend to like girls who play nintendo. which viderogames do you love that'll make everyone love you? Telegram Sam: Anything Mario or Zelda related. And tetrisphere for the best platform evar - Nintendo 64. mr lewis: tetrisphere? is this a crazyjapaneseneveronusshoresgame? Telegram Sam: nope Telegram Sam: it was released here Telegram Sam: it's like tetris, except spherical mr lewis: wow Telegram Sam: has great curves you know mr lewis: are the pieces all crazylike...like...spheres...except not? Telegram Sam: no, they just fall onto a sphere instead Telegram Sam: you have to strip off layers of the sphere to reveal the core mr lewis: i'm sure the buisboys will love that mr lewis: THIRDLY mr lewis: rumour has it that you enjoy dinosaur bones, rocks and colorado. or montana. does this allegation and alligator hold hints of truth? Telegram Sam: possibly. Though I've never been to montana mr lewis: colorado, then mr lewis: (feel free to expound) Telegram Sam: I'm two semesters away from a B. Sc in Geology. Telegram Sam: I'll probably go to grad school... somewhere. mr lewis: do you have a watch tan? i knew this girl who was all about geology...she had quite the watch tan Telegram Sam: I did, but my watch broke Telegram Sam: so it's almost gone now mr lewis: this is very sad. do tell me, what sort of watch was it? watches tell a lot about people's personalities. Telegram Sam: it was just this cheap watch with a leather band on it that my mom bought for me at the great wal*mart of china. The dry weather in colorado killed the strap and it broke Telegram Sam: leather + desert = dead leather Telegram Sam: that's what I learned in colorado mr lewis: quite a lesson. i'd go to colorado to learn something as important Telegram Sam: Like how to avoid the carnivorous cacti? Telegram Sam: The chollas hunt in packs you know. Telegram Sam: I think they're a distant relation of the velociraptor mr lewis: mr lewis: ok ok, question the fourth..or fifth...something Telegram Sam: four I think. O.o mr lewis: when the new cadre of consoles is introduced...which (if any) will you choose? Telegram Sam: Since I'll probably be broke, none of them. I tend to buy consoles two or three years after they've been out and the price has dropped. Telegram Sam: And you can get used games dirtcheap at GameStop Telegram Sam: I bought my N64 for $15 a couple years ago actually mr lewis: she's a deal-hunter! Telegram Sam: I'm poor anyway mr lewis: oh i forgot to ask...where do you live...do you like it and why? Telegram Sam: Currently Athens GA and it's alright. It's better than the bohicksville town in the GA mountains I usually inhabit. At least there's stuff to do that doesn't involve fishpoles or shotguns. mr lewis: what do the bohickians do with their fishpoles or shotguns? Telegram Sam: catch fish and shoot animals mr lewis: that would make sense Telegram Sam: they like shooting things. Telegram Sam: and drinking. Telegram Sam: and beating their wives. mr lewis: beating wives is bad Telegram Sam: and being a general menace to society Telegram Sam: yea Telegram Sam: they suck mr lewis: k, last question, and feel free to go off on any tangents Telegram Sam: mmmm tangents mr lewis: billy crogan: insane, sane, or a ghost? Telegram Sam: um, all of them. Telegram Sam: Well, he's clearly got issues anyway. mr lewis: ghost issues? Telegram Sam: Toast issues. Telegram Sam: Burnt toast and tyrrany. mr lewis: of this i haven't heard. he burns toast?! Telegram Sam: probably. crazy people burn toast all the time you know mr lewis: DAMN HIM DAMN HIM TO HELL Telegram Sam: heh mr lewis: any other messages you'd like to send to the peoples of burning up in speed, and the world for that matter? political, social, or oven-related? mr lewis: everyone's listening Telegram Sam: Um, never leave your laundry in the washing machine for more than a day. It gets moldy. Telegram Sam: Then you have to wash it again. And that is sad. mr lewis: well then! mr lewis: it was nice introducing you! and i'll be sure the interview dealie gets posted sometime soon. i think elz is up next, but screw him Telegram Sam: yea, screw him. Telegram Sam: I have better marshmallows. mr lewis: much better marshmallows mr lewis: if you have a picture you'd like posted by it too, then that'd be great Telegram Sam: yea gimme a second mr lewis: i dunno 'bout dimensions...not huge and not tiny Telegram Sam: just wait a minute